**fuck the tissues**
I am sure that you can think of at least 10 very good reasons why one should not smack oneself on the hand with a hammer.
I needed only one; BECAUSE IT FUCKING HURTS.
So does hitting one's shins on a hard, plastic box corner, standing on sharp objects in bare feet, pruning Alberic, wearing long gumboots in the sun whilst tending the fire in the pit and dropping the pitchfork on one's unshod foot.
It's been a busy few days.