Tuesday, November 3, 2009

I'm baaaack

**pulls out a fresh tissue**

You missed me, eh. Come on, I know you did, don't be shy.

I have been on hiatus. That means I've been in a mental/physical/spiritual place that I didn't feel like blogging from. But the Spiritual news this week was too good to pass up (being the spiritual beastie that I be) - that Pope Bishop/King Brian I (he of the self-elevated titles and huge bonus) has just gained himself 700 virgins sons to kiss his ring and swear undying allegiance to Him. He's all upset because the backlash the media unleashed upon his Royal Bishopliness hasn't been very favourable to the Worldly One, which is hardly surprising when most of the thinking country isn't in a cult, nor are they dumb enough to see his "First Fruits as anything more than Spiritual Jam, or wet enough to think that any of this shit is normal.

Speaking of wet, that reminds me of a very old joke about two nuns sharing a bath and one says to the other "where's the soap" and the other one says "sure does". Think about it...

Michy, thanks for the shove to get my arse back here. We'll do physical health another night :0)

7 comments:

Flattie said...

Good to see ya back, now stay here.. Spiritually, I still rest my faith in the Great Spaghetti Monster... ALL HAIL HIS NOODLINESS

Tish said...

Funny, we had cheesy spaghetti noodles for dinner. They were yum.

Flattie said...

You... you... blasphemers & cannibals.....

Anonymous said...

Pleased to see you back in fine form, Missed you

Tish said...

Missed you too! *mwah*

cwnda said...

Lets see now, Noodliness, spaghetti, blasphemers, cannibals .... yep, the whole gang is here. -Ô¿Ô- 

Tish said...

And aren't you truly blessed, hmmm?

Now go sort your Facebook out, I've been waiting for a request for agessssssssss

:0)