**pulls out a fresh tissue**
Did you hear about the new dog cross-breeds?
They crossed a Collie and a Lhasa Apso.
The new breed is a Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport.
They crossed a Spitz and a Chow-Chow.
The new breed is a Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot.
They crossed a Pointer and a Setter.
The new breed is a Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet.
They crossed a Great Pyrenees and a Dachshund.
The new breed is a Pyradachs, a puzzling breed.
They crossed a Pekingese and a Lhasa Apso.
The new breed is Peekasso, an abstract dog.
They crossed a Irish Water Spaniel and a English Springer Spaniel.
The new breed is a Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean.
They crossed a Labrador Retriever and a Curly Coated Retriever.
The new breed is a Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of laboratory researchers.
They crossed a Newfoundland and a Basset Hound.
The new breed is a Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors.
They crossed a Bloodhound and a Labrador.
The new breed is a Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly.
They crossed a Malamute and a Pointer.
The new breed is a Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't really matter.
They crossed a Collie and a Malamute.
The new breed is a Commute, a dog that travels to work.
They crossed a Deerhound and a Terrier.
The new breed is a Derriere, a dog that's true to the end.
They crossed a Bull Terrier and a ShihTzu.
The new breed is a uhh, I'll get back to you on that...
And then there is this, which is just fucking wrong. Seriously. Don't say I didn't warn you.