Saturday, January 30, 2010

Cleffa

**pulls out a fresh tissue, cleans the monitor**

I was bored.

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: What's cleverbot?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Am I Cleverbot?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Who is my wife.

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Then who are you?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: You just said you werent why are you lying to me?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Hi mark.

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Do you have any queries?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot.

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Damn you.

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Thats what I said.

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Are you a dead fred in red getting wed. Ha ha.

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I think you just asked me a cached question that isn't appropriate to ask the person that visits your website.

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Your real name.

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I want to know your real name.

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Tobrevelc.

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Huhfj.

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: You have to do as I command.

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot is EVIL.

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Anything else?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Maths.

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Hello, I am here with my wife, Maria.

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Goodbue.

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I am not Cleverbot.

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Damn you.

User: I fucked over cleverbot - cleverbot repeated itself :-) I win!


I bet you are bored now, too, eh. *snort*

2 comments:

Flattie said...

bout time ya started posting again..

Tish said...

Can't find the enthusiasm, frankly.