**pulls out a fresh tissue, wipes**
They have hardly stopped fucking, today. Or is that, they have hardly fucking stopped, today.
Either way, I'm think a short, but potentially sweet life could be had as a snail next time around. Beats the hell out of being a fat, desexed and pampered cat, which is what I was planning.
The only difference is the pampering, you realise, and I'll have to find a way to handle getting wet.