I stumbled on a site of quotes from IRC
cat is a catnip junkie
she loves rubbing her face in it
i thought it was weird
until I imagined what I would do with pot if I didnt have thumbs or fire
This is an oldie but a goodie...
(+ware) I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside the road and
(+ware) slowly the driver gets out of the car . . . and you know how you just get sooo
(+ware) stressed and life seems to get funny?
(+ware) Well, I could NOT believe it . . he was a DWARF! He storms over to my car,
(+ware) looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"
(+ware) So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"... and
(+ware) THAT'S when the fight started . .
This cracked me up big time
**You know you're in a Racist channel when you see this**
I like my coffee the way I like my niggers.
In the Field?
Killing each other?
Covered in blood?
5$ a piece?
BLACK YOU FUCKING RACIST BASTARDS! I LIKE MY COFFEE BLACK!
This one is just for Flattie
December is just around the corner, and you know what that means.
DOCTOR WHO CHRISTMAS SPECIAL 2008