Sunday, December 14, 2008


**fuck the tissues**

I am sure that you can think of at least 10 very good reasons why one should not smack oneself on the hand with a hammer.

I needed only one; BECAUSE IT FUCKING HURTS.

So does hitting one's shins on a hard, plastic box corner, standing on sharp objects in bare feet, pruning Alberic, wearing long gumboots in the sun whilst tending the fire in the pit and dropping the pitchfork on one's unshod foot.

It's been a busy few days.


Flattie said...

Yuss, I remember well the unadulterated pain of the hammer applied smartly to the digit. As for going near Alby with anything less than full body armor & a flamethrower ??? We won't even TALK about the rest of the shit.... But, I assume that this orgy of masochism was all worth it in the end ?

Morticia said...

I think so, but I'm sure I can find something else to beat myself up with/over.